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How to Catch a Predator: iPhone Edition

Sunday, September 18, 2011
People are hungry for money these days and after the statistics about the poverty rate going up in America, I'm not surprised that theft is increasingly becoming an issue.

This Friday, my iPhone was stolen. The last time I remembered seeing it, I put it in my bag. Whether it fell out or it was taken out of my bag isn't the issue at this point. The fact that someone found it on metro and took it home with them is what baffles me. In 2011, you must be a flaming idiot to think phones don't have GPS on them.

Find My iPhone App searching for a location


Which brings me to the post. Folks, protect your stuff. Why? Because other people want what you have and they are willing to take it and make a profit off of it. In my case I had a pass lock on my phone. Not because I thought anyone would steal it, but because people are nosy as hell and I'd prefer to give people access to my phone than have them all up in my business. I also had Apple's Mobile Me- Find My iPhone app.

Find My iPhone App finds the location of my iPhone 4

If you own an iPhone and you don't have a pass lock or the Find My iPhone app installed, you're a flaming idiot. Those two things will protect your phone from losers who like to steal iPhone 4's and sell them for $400-500 on Craigslist. Not to mention, it protects any sensitive information you may have on the phone. In the event that the phone is stolen, you can get the phone's location whenever it's turned on, send a message (usually prompting the thief to call a number and return the phone), it sets off an alarm for 2 minutes and you can remotely lock and/or wipe the phone. Now if you wipe your phone, it will disable the app and you'll be unable to locate it, so only do that if you're 100% positive that you're not getting the phone back.

The Craigslist posting that the kid had up (found it doing some personal detective work)


In my case, I was lucky. Blessed really. Some kid was planning on selling my phone and luckily his mom found out about the phone, told him he would not be selling it and she saw my message which had her name on it (after I did some detective work online). She ended up calling my dad and he went over there to retrieve the phone and gave her $40 as a gift ($40 that I now owe him which is WAY better than $500, I'll drink to that).

Police need to do their jobs. 

Needless to say, the app got my phone back with no help from the stupid police. I'm sorry if your friends or family are in the police force anywhere, but those bastards don't do anything. It was an open and shut case and no one wanted to deal with it. Not only did people give us the run around, they sent us to different police forces and no one was of any help. The thing that pissed me off the most was the fact that they basically said, yea if you don't see someone take something from you it's not theft. What the hell is wrong with this freaking country????



The only people that saved my phone were APPLE (thank you, I'm officially your customer for LIFE) and that lady who was probably told by God to give the phone back to me (thank you for having a conscience). It was my first experience really trying to use government services and they failed us. No wonder republicans are over "big government" and don't want to pay taxes. Y'ALL DON'T DO ANYTHING. They wasted our entire Saturday honestly.

Needless to say, I got my phone back within 48 hrs. I hope the devil is keeping score because every weekend God keeps showing off with touchdowns and field goals. I'm just saying...

MB

PS: I definitely appreciate my phone now more than ever. Don't ask to touch it for awhile, I'm bonding with it again. LOL. (not kidding)

Did you lose power after the hurricane?...

Sunday, September 04, 2011


...Because I was one of the FOUR million + people without power last weekend and unfortunately I missed the VMAs. However, I did catch what was probably the most important information of the night: Beyonce finally got knocked up.

Before I continue, I want to make it VERY clear that I'm not a Beyoncestan. I don't go around pretending to be Beyonce, attempting to dance in heels like Beyonce, and I'm damn sure not going to go around trying to sing like her either. I'd prefer to let Beyonce be herself and I continue to be my damn self. Don't get it twisted though, every morning I can be seen doing my cat walk in McPherson Sq to "Run the World (Girls)" and "End of Time" LOL.

Honestly, it was about time. People have been speculating, itching and scratching for her to announce a pregnancy for like 6 years. What I admire about this situation is that she doesn't give a crap what any of y'all or the media or quite frankly even what Jay-Z wanted. She waited until she was ready. Period. If anything I was happy for her for like 2 hrs and then I resumed my focus to the fact that BG&E could not for the life of them get my power on until over 72 hrs later.

People were talking about oh I respect her for doing it this way. UM hello, people isn't this the way it's traditionally supposed to be done? Stop being a**backwards in your thinking folks.

That baby is gonna get more press than the royal wedding and Hurricane Irene combined. You think it was crazy then? Wait until the baby comes out. Tabloids are probably gonna pay upwards in the tens of millions for a glimpse of whether that baby looks more like Bey or Jigga. LOL. #imdone.

DMV drivers are THE WORST!

Saturday, September 03, 2011
Hey bees! I've been a bit absent from The Buzz, but I have an excuse. See about two weeks ago I got into a car accident (which wasn't my fault by the way) and my car was totaled. Not to mention I started my first job two days after the accident. SMH. But I'm ok, the doctors say I'm going to be fine and I get to go car shopping finally.

But this leads me to the point of this post. DMV DRIVERS SUCK. Yes, you over there from the DMV, you can't drive. Now this would probably mean I have to include myself and considering I've never driven a car out of the DMV I really won't know until I do if I suck. But for the REST OF YOU...y'all are the worst. 

Why the hell do you abruptly stop, turn and then turn on your signal or you don't know where you're going??? I just can't. Or you go from the far left lane to exit all the way on the right and vice versa. OR you get mad if I try to pass you. I'm sorry I have to agree with my people from Jersey and NYC....go back to driving school, STAT. Some idiot in front of me did NOT know where they were going and they caused me and two other cars (both SUVs) behind me to end up in a 3 car pile up. All because people can't freaking learn how to drive. People in this area need to get it together and if you think I'm lying, believe it because according to the Los Angeles Times, Allstate ranked DMV drivers as the worst drivers in AMERICA for the THIRD YEAR IN A ROW. Get it together people. Otherwise, your cars are gonna look like this all the time.

MB

RIP Honda 
1996-2011